Stephanie Meyer

When I decided to write this, I tried to come up with some Twitard joke attacking my own masculinity (or lack thereof).  But no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't bring myself to insult the movie.  Are there glittery, pucker-lipped vampires?  Yes.  Are there werewolves who walk around unnecessarily topless? No doubt about it.  But the resentment could be caused by my lanky, muscle-less figure.  The movie definitely leans towards a more estrogen filled audience, so how did I walk out of New Moon enjoying myself with my masculinity still intact?  (Rhetorical question)