Pure Testosterone: The Expendables Trailer

I'm pumped so full of testosterone I just pissed vodka. Why you ask? Why The Expendables trailer has just hit the web, why else? Explosions, cars, Stallone, planes, guns, explosions, Ivan Drago, guns, explosions, Jet Li doing Kung Fu, planes with guns, guns that shoot explosions... yeah, this movie is basically about as much "badass" as is physically possible to fit into a film. The cast including the aforementioned Stallone, Lundgren, and Li, as well as Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Randy Couture, the Nogueira brothers, Terry Crews, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. So basically... the most manly ensemble ever assembled in the history of ever.

Obviously an experience as intense as this film will not be easy to survive. To prepare, I recommend a daily regiment of bathing in whiskey, while smoking a Cuban, taking shots of diesel fuel, snorting heroin, and eating bacon by the handful... while on fire... in SPAAACEEE.

The Expendables is set to blow your mind August 20, 2010.