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Doritos Locos Tacos are among the tastiest food-like substances ever produced in the history of tasting food-like substances. This is a fact. Science fact. If you don't like them, that's okay, because you're getting a second chance to enjoy being right about something. On its official Facebook page, Taco Bell is teasing an image of a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, captioned with "Anything could happen in 2013." The future is here guys, and it is delicious.
Let's put all this E3 talk on hold for a second, I'm here to bring you what you really need to know. Taco Bell has sold 100 million Doritos Tacos Locos. You know, those Taco Bell tacos with a shell made of delicious Doritos. They're rally good, not gross; seriously, they're good. THIS IS NEWS OKAY?