eBay Bans Magic Potions and Spells

Today, eBay officially banned the sale of magic spells, curses, hexes, conjurations, prayers, blessings, healings, potions, and presumably, flying broomsticks. Why? My guess is they want to keep all that power to themselves. Damn wizard elitists. The provision goes into effect on August 30, better stock up while you still can.

Effective August 30, eBay's 2012 Fall Seller Update will prohibit users from selling the following:

"The following items are also being added to the prohibited items list: advice; spells; curses; hexing; conjuring; magic; prayers; blessing services; magic potions; healing sessions; work from home businesses & information; wholesale lists, and drop shop lists."