Technical Difficulties

As you may or may not have noticed, the site has been looking sort of different lately. And by different I mean completely broken. I want to personally apologize for the delay in service (and our week of downtime) and assure you that our team of highly trained philosophy majors are trying their best to get us back to 100% as soon as possible.

As always, thank you loyal readers for your undying support and unwavering loyalty in our bid for world domination.